Porter Goss CIA Loyalty Fun Quiz
Instructions
Your score: If you have taken this test, you are obviously a Democrat, relying on some arbitrary meritocratic method for keeping your job. All qualified applicants who have donated at the Ranger level to the President have been given your desk, your salary, and your home. Please return your keycard, pager, and any secret documents you were planning to leak to the New York Times. We really want those back.
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