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The following stories/articles/morsels/chunks have been published by other people, online, or in some cases, that other medium. Print, I believe it's called.
My Debut Novel, CAPTAIN FREEDOM: A Superhero's Quest for Truth, Justice and the Celebrity He So Richly Deserves was shat out of Gutenberg's mechanical piehole in February 2009.
National Public Radio and the Baltimore Sun, among others, have said some lovely things.
- What It's Like to Grow Weed for a Living
description: An interview with a master bud tender
Appeared April 20 2010 in Asylum
- My Name Is Red
description: an essay on Orhan Pamuk and Islamic art
Appeared in the Winter 2010 issue of Post Road
- Introducing the Kindle Gutenberg Bookreader
description: You can't not buy one
Appeared October 5 2009 in McSweeney's
- Who Would Win In a Fight: Unicorn or Narwhal?
description: hint - it's obvious.
Appeared February 27 2009 in Powell's Book Blog
- The Seven Levels of Nerdgasm
description: a Fanboy awaits the Watchmen movie.
Appeared February 14 2009 in Cracked Magazine
- How to Choose a Secret Identity
description: Step 1: become a billionaire.
Appeared February 4 2009 in Broken Frontier
- Full Disclosure
description: How do I know thee, Adam Nagourney?
Appeared July 22 2008 in Yankee Pot Roast
- Full Disclosure
description: How do I know thee, Adam Nagourney?
Appeared July 22 2008 in Yankee Pot Roast
- Five Jokes That No Longer Serve the Political, Economic, Social, or Business Climate
description: A banana looks nothing like a phone
Appeared July 14 2008 in Comedy Central
- The Plight of the Suburban Deer
description: Somehow, another joke at Whole Foods' expense.
Appeared April 24 2008 in McSweeney's
- Breaking up is Hard to Queue
description: A Netflix Breakup.
Appeared November 30 2007 in Yankee Pot Roast
- Understanding Food Labels You Might Encounter At Whole Foods
description: Organic or Organic Plus?
Appeared November 8 2007 in McSweeney's
- More Practical Merit Badges
description: Taser safety is very important.
Appeared 15 January 2007 in Cracked
- When George Lucas Gets His Hands On Other Blockbusters (Written with Wayne Gladstone)
description: A new and improved Casablanca.
Appeared January 2007 issue of Flymf
- Impact Categories for Life Cycle Assessment Research of Seafood Production Systems: Review and Prospectus
In face of continued declines in global fisheries landings and concurrent rapid aquaculture development, the sustainability of seafood production is of increasing concern.
Appeared October 2006 in the International Journal Of Life Cycle Assessment
- Homeschool Progress Report
description: Is Al Gebra like Al Qada?
Appeared 27 September 2006 in McSweeney's
- Various Restaurant Menus Explain Themselves
description: I'll have the sad, sad taco.
Appeared 5 December 2005 at Yankee Pot Roast
- Behind the Bowl
description: One last dinner with the folks before fleeing the country.
September 2005 issue of Void Magazine
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- Internal Monologue of a Progressive-rock Fan Choosing His Wedding Song
description: Some thoughts should remain private.
Appeared 30 June 2005 in McSweeney's
- How to Catch That Fly Fishing Hottie
description: A Salmon Taxonomic Guide.
Appeared 13 May 2005 in Happy Woman
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Extreme Vacations for Wordsmiths
description: The finest in extreme literary entertainment.
Appeared 24 March 2005 in Yankee Pot Roast
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Summer Vacation At Burning Man
description: how I spent my summer vacation, dude.
Appeared 14 September 2004 at McSweeney's Internet Tendency
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Inaugural Speeches from our Action Heroes
description: They take their cue from Arnold.
Appeared on 18 November 2003 in McSweeney's Internet Tendency
- Chronicle of a Death
in Venice
description: A fictional account of the last days of another dot-com.
Appeared in Lynx Eye.
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