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  1. This Millennial Won't Buy Your Health Insurance
    description: Newest pub!
    File Under: life, tech, politics
    March 5, 2014

  2. Live Comedy - Mystery Box, Brody Theatre - ESS. EEE. EX.
    description: Gross little comic story about porn and technology
    File Under: tech, life, media
    August 17, 2013

  3. Novelist Signs a Deal with Nike
    description: 300 pages in 30 minutes
    File Under: life, business, tech, media
    July 10, 2010

  4. Blunt 18 - Net Neutrality
    description: Save the internet?
    File Under: media, tech, politics
    April 19, 2010

  5. World's Stoners Devastated To Learn Alice in Wonderland is About Math
    description: This can only be seen as retribution for being uncool.
    File Under: life, tech
    March 15, 2010

  6. Blunt Episode 5: Apple vs. Amazon
    description: in which I go Hendrix on my laptop.
    File Under: tech, business
    February 8, 2010

  7. Technology Predictions 2010
    description: Also, b00bies!
    File Under: tech
    January 4, 2010

  8. Everything You Need to Know about ClimateGate Email Scandal
    description: Except the fact that stealing emails is politics masquerading as journalism
    File Under: tech, politics
    December 7, 2009

  9. Washington Times Startling Discovery: Nerds Like Porn
    description: yep, we said titillating.
    File Under: tech, politics
    October 1, 2009

  10. FAQ on the Digital Switch
    description: If you still have ten digits this is totally normal.
    File Under: tech
    June 15, 2009

  11. MySpace Suicide Epidemic Sweeps Nation, Worrying Parents, Educators, MySpace
    description: Teen Boredom, Poor Layouts Lead to Users Fleeing Social Networking Site
    File Under: tech
    April 22, 2009

  12. 8 Ways to Beef Up North Korea Rocket Program
    description: Please, stop letting Supreme Leader in the Chem Lab
    File Under: tech
    April 5, 2009

  13. Tech Support Script #15: So You Swallowed Your Blackberry
    description: Every Blackberry owner should read this
    File Under: tech
    February 25, 2009

  14. 7 Dangerous Technologies You Can Still Use While Driving Under California Cellphone Ban
    description: Should you survive the accident, your ability to communicate will already be so hampered by texting that the paramedics who comes to your aid will determine you brain dead.
    File Under: tech
    July 8, 2008

  15. Measuring Windows Vista’s Impact on the Superhero world
    description: Breaking News On How a Bad OS can effect superhuman computing
    File Under: tech
    April 20, 2008

  16. Announcing my Earbud Disability
    description: Nobody should suffer their earbud falling out
    File Under: tech
    November 4, 2007

  17. Highlights from the SysAdmin’s Keychain
    description: What do they have on the mass of metal attached to the fanny pack?
    File Under: tech
    October 7, 2007

  18. iPhone Battery Replacement Policy
    description: How to replace the iPhone Battery, which will last a good deal longer than Uncle Irwin's electroshock therapy
    File Under: tech
    July 23, 2007

  19. Fireworks Recall FAQ
    description: No refunds for safe fireworks
    File Under: tech
    July 4, 2007

  20. What Not To Mix With Sunscreen
    description: Dangerous Sunscreen Mixers
    File Under: tech
    June 18, 2007

  21. Bacteria Lobby For Extension of Five Second Rule
    description: Scum receive help from lobbyists
    File Under: tech
    June 12, 2007

  22. FAQ On The Global Warming Hoax
    description: The War on Climate Change is no more likely to succeed than the War on Legwarmers
    File Under: tech
    February 5, 2007

  23. My Stroller Is Better Than Yours
    description: An Infant Point-counterpoint
    File Under: tech
    January 15, 2007

  24. Korean Nuclear Missile To Crush Godzilla, Capitalism
    description: In celebration workers will be rewarded with shortened, 99-hour work week
    File Under: tech
    October 10, 2006

  25. Electronic Voting Machines Accidentally Allow Choice
    description: Free will will rock the U.S. election system
    File Under: tech
    September 25, 2006

  26. Pluto Election Stolen!
    description: Plutocrats rig election - still a planet
    File Under: tech
    August 21, 2006

  27. Landis Drug Test Proves French Hate American Cyclists
    description: We always have problems like that – nanotechnology escaping from the lab. We should do a better job reporting it
    File Under: tech
    August 7, 2006

  28. Totally Hot Chick at Town Beach Not Linked To Global Warming
    description: No explanation given for straying beauties
    File Under: tech
    July 19, 2006

  29. Biofuels Report Card
    description: Which grass scores best?
    File Under: tech
    June 19, 2006

  30. A Survey Of the Less Popular Computer Keys
    description: Happy Keyboard Appreciation Month!
    File Under: tech
    June 6, 2006

  31. Chinese Officials Accidentally Censor Communism
    description: People celebrate free press, free speech, and free cell phone minutes. Google slinks away in shame.
    File Under: tech
    May 23, 2006

  32. American Drivers Discover Extra Seats in Cars
    description: Rear seats in cars have potential to transport additional passengers to shared destinations
    File Under: tech
    May 8, 2006

  33. Peak Oil: Somebody Else's Problem
    description: Questions and Answers About Another Global Issue You'll Successfully Avoid
    File Under: tech
    February 27, 2006

  34. Ford's New Zero Emissions SUV Powered by Union Labor
    description: largest SUV approximates GVW of gray whale
    File Under: tech
    February 3, 2006

  35. LipoDiesel: Energy of the Future
    description: From your tummy to my car
    File Under: tech
    November 30, 2005

  36. What is RSS?
    description: A Primer on Poor Spelling for the Internet Age
    File Under: tech
    October 4, 2005

  37. Spin from Hurricane Aftermath Threatens Disaster
    description: Critical Levels of Spin may cause Earth to leave its orbit
    File Under: tech
    September 13, 2005

  38. Computer Icons Overheard
    File Under: tech
    September 6, 2005

  39. NASA Blows Up Comet During Summer Sweeps
    description: Comet dead ... Ratings soar ...People love it.
    File Under: tech
    July 4, 2005

  40. Oil Drilling OK Under Suburban Malls
    description: Nation Doesn't mourn
    File Under: tech
    April 4, 2005

  41. Nokia Cellular Phone Instructions
    description: A bunch of technical specs you should really ignore
    File Under: tech
    March 21, 2005

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