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Internal Monologue Of a Progressive-rock Fan Choosing His Wedding Song

Posted June 30, 2005

All right. Here we go. Wedding song. Wedding song. Something epic. Big song for the biggest day of my life. An anthem. No half-assed "You're My Best Friend." Bigger. "Bohemian Rhapsody," if anything. What am I saying? Queen? Sorry, guys, just because you write one long song doesn't make you progressive. I mean, that would make "Stairway to Heaven" progressive. Yeah, right. Hey, Robert Plant—you're not fooling anyone with those Tolkien-based lyrics. Frodo wouldn't "ramble on." continue



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