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Tumble Dry, Normal, No Heat. |
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It's time to pluck your eyebrows. |
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Disembodied hands are in the water supply. |
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Do Not Wash, you smelly, French freak. |
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You may exchange this garment to pay for a parking ticket. |
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sin µ / cos µ = tan µ / 1 |
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Landing Pad for the Mothership. |
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The Volcano God is satisfied with his laundry. |
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Two virgins are required for sacrifice. |
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You have angered the Volcano God. |
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Your television is levitating. The acid has definitely kicked in. |
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Do Not Dry - this garment should be kept constantly wet. If it dries, it may catch fire while you wear it. |
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It's time to write your great aunt that thank-you note. |
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Your prison sentence is halfway over. |
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My passion for you has waned. |
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It would be an excellent day to fly a kite. |
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Since you have not returned this garment to the original owner, your friendship is over. |
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An iron has fallen from the sky and crushed a bunny. |
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There is no fucking explanation for this. |
